Got the new bitch today. She screams like it's murder every time, but I still keep relaxed, pumping away. She's nimble as a gazelle. But I do need to soften it up a bit in the front. Put some padding in there for my hands, maybe a new ass too. FIZIK? Fuck that. Went and shredded some Peavine singletrack for a few hours, went down, laughed, climbed, almost puked, bombed past some padded (fat) DH wussies,
crashed, jumped, sprinted home with a smile.
I love the dirt and getting dirty more than Madonna in "A League of Their Own".
Let's. Go.
Sick bike dude. On a side none....Go into Mountain Hardware and look at the Tazmanian Devel Lure ad on the Kokonee isle.
ReplyDeleteGonzo---Your new rig and how you ride is called is called 'sublimation'.
ReplyDeleteon another note...today I was talking with da Don and he said da Sheriff was anticiapting a 100 guided days this year...Wow! When it occurs there is going to be a keg tapped on the deck. I don't want to miss this event...this time. So PLEASE remember me guys.
da Dean
alternately known as Uncle Frank
Frank, you will be there. Bring some ribs for the rib cook-off. Let's go fish soon, it's always a pleasure.
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